Monday, December 11, 2017

PervPool Makes Leah Garchik. Yay.

English: Blake Farenthold with Young Republica...
English: Blake Farenthold with Young Republicans of Nueces County (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Yes, the Chronicle has thrown its considerable weight behind PervPool.

Furthermore, Michael Robertson, scholar of modern culture, sent a link to the Pervpool blog...

It is time to start printing t-shirts.

Meanwhile, no one has scored since Mordant le Fey nailed Blake Farenthold, which is either inspiring or disheartening, depending on how you view the world, which in my case is through a glass darkly. And, yes, there has been a certain amount of backlash toward PP because critics feel we (okay me) seem to have reduced coarse, unfeeling and corrosive misconduct to a joke.

My cynicism has as many layers as an onion, but at least one stratum consists of the pleasures of contempt, of finding yet another way to ridicule those whose opprobrious conduct is exposed. It also is an avenue to the surprise-that-is-not-surprise by which I mean that when it comes time to make a list of might-be Pervs, one is somewhat appalled to discover how easy it is to lengthen the list, the point being it is very hard to imagine - in this culture and in this moment - someone who might not have done something terrible or something stupid.

That is one lesson of this whole thing. Some misconduct seems merely stupid. A man ogles or touches or inappropriately jokes. This is a function of the power imbalance between men and women in our society and let it be judged as it should. Let it squirm and die in the light of day. But there are degrees of it, which may require an adjustment of the swing of the pendulum before we achieve a moral equilibrium where the punishment fits the crime.

(Tricky metaphor, huh. How does a pendulum achieve equilibrium?)

The power of #MeToo also has a downside. Historically, it has been so very hard, so full of risk, for a woman to accuse a man of abuse and harassment. For many women it has taken an almost kamikaze bravery to speak out. But their courage makes it possible for other victims to speak, and thus the size and momentum of the revolution also makes it is easier for a few to say things that are not true. I do not think this is common. But there it is.  We need to keep this in mind without turning it into an excuse to justify the old equilibrium.

Going forward, PervPool will continue to hit the pervs with the fury of an open-field tackle, helmet to helmet, somebody call for a stretcher. But it also pauses to invoke the OPS balanced against the Utility Principle.

It's a mix of OPS (Original Perv Score) and the Utility Principle, i.e. the greatest good for the greatest number. I give Al Franken a OPS of -2 (such scores must be expressed as negatives) and a UP of +7. So, no Al, don't quit. Though if other, more serious, incidents emerge.... We are all afloat on the winds of history.

Things change. As the number of accusations against Franken rose - though not all were of equal seriousness - his effectiveness as a representative of the people of Minnesota and of the Democratic Party sank. And so he sank on the winds of history and needed to resign. As of today, that's where we are.






Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Brother Lenert Shares His Redemption Wisdom



Redemption?

Redemption (Redemption album)
Redemption (Redemption album) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The long climb back

Everybody agrees the guilty should be punished, so I’ll leave it to wiser columnists to determine their proper sentences. But once they’ve done their time can we, should we, allow them to return to public life and their careers? And by what avenue?


It’s not a specious question. After all, murderers have been known to earn a second chance after serving their time, so why not sex pariahs? Here follows Shafer’s Pariah Rehabilitation Playbook for tossing off the pariah yoke, no matter what the transgression:

Monday, December 4, 2017

Eight Teams in - It's On (Again)

CC Rider

Steve Harvey
Alex Trabek 
Bill Whitaker
Corey Lewandowski
Montel Williams

B. Alvarez

Bill Maher
Lindsay Graham
Sean Penn
Joe Biden
Rosie O’Donnell



Tommy Torquemada

Kenneth Branagh
Sean Hannity
Charles Barkley
Simon Cowell
Chris Christie

Marfa Dogs

Lorne Michaels
Calvin Klein
Julian Schnabel
James Imhofe
James Cameron


Mordant le Fey

Devin nunes
Lamar smith
Blake Farenthold (score!)
Peter Thiel
Jeff Bezos


Hankers

Geraldo
Steve Croft
Michael Bay
Bryan Singer
Scott Rudin


Baroness Alvarez

Betsy de Vos
Franklin Graham
Theresa May
Former Pope Benedict
Tim Tebow

ToadulBeach

Rand Paul
Andrea Bocelli
Vanilla Ice
William H. Macy
Either Coen Brother











Thursday, November 30, 2017

PervPool Works - Even When It Makes Us Sad

 A couple weeks ago I wrote this:

It's a mix of OPS (Original Perv Score) and the Utility Principle, i.e. the greatest good for the greatest number. I give Al Franken a OPS of -2 (such scores must be expressed as negatives) and a UP of +7. So, no Al, don't quit. Though if other, more serious, incidents emerge.... We are all afloat on the winds of history.

And sometimes we sink on those same winds. More women are coming forward, and Franken's popularity in Minnesota sinks. He's moving from plus to minus territory. If he is no longer an effective advocate for liberal causes - specifically the exposure and punishment and ultimate cessation of sexual harassment - then his 'past goods' are no longer enough to merit support.

You create a metric you got to stick with it.

Monday, November 27, 2017

New Number Eight Pick

1958 Athletic Staff
Not a picture of Penn Jillette
A sharp-eyed Marfa Dog pointed out that Herman Cain was under the Perv Spotlight during his abortive presidential run. We are all about "fresh meat" when it comes to perving.

Informed he had to pick again, Komrade Trump laughed, threw his boa-length scarf over his shoulder, cocked his Bear Bryant porkpie at an even more rakish angle and declared:

Penn Jillette

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Eighth Pick in the First Round

English: Lorne Michaels at the 2010 Time 100.
English: Lorne Michaels at the 2010 Time 100. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Marfa Dogs pick:

Lorne Michaels

Seventh Pick in the First Round

English: U.S. presidential candidate Herman Ca...
English: U.S. presidential candidate Herman Cain speaks at a rally at Tennessee Tech University in Cookeville, Tennessee. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Komrade Trump picks:

Herman Cain

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Sixth Pick in the First Round

Baroness Alvarez picks:


Betsy DeVos

Fifth Pick in the First Round

Larry and the Sun Oracle Challenge
Larry and the Sun Oracle Challenge (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Mordant le Fey picks:

Larry Ellison

Fourth Pick in First Round

English: Senate portrait of Lindsey Graham.
English: Senate portrait of Lindsey Graham. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Baron Alvarez picks:

Lindsey Graham

Third Pick in the First Round - Turns Out to Be a Winner

English: Novo-Ogaryovo. Interview with NBC Tel...
English: Novo-Ogaryovo. Interview with NBC Television (USA). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Bulletin 11/29/17: Lauer goes down! CC Rider wins!

He explains his win thus:

Honestly my strategy  : "Who is the biggest frickin' fish in the news world and who seems untouchable?"
Matt Lauer came to mind...


CC Rider picks:


Matt Lauer

Second Pick in the First Round

Tesla Grand Opening in Menlo Park - Tesla Chai...
Tesla Grand Opening in Menlo Park - Tesla Chairman, Elon Musk. (CC) Brian Solis, http://www.briansolis.com and http://bub.blicio.us. Feel free to use this picture. Please credit as shown. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Rabbit Habit picks:

Elon Musk

Friday, November 24, 2017

The PervPool Draft Has Begun

English: Kenneth Branagh at a press conference...
English: Kenneth Branagh at a press conference for Thor in London in April 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Tommy Torquemada picks:

Kenneth Branagh

Famous Italian Pervs (Who Needs War Heroes?)

English: Sculpture from a temple at Khajuraho ...
English: Sculpture from a temple at Khajuraho showing Very Beautiful Consensual Sex (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
 They call him the Italian Harvey Weinstein.

Different women described Fausto Brizzi undressing in front of them, attempting to remove their clothes, forcing them to lie down next to him, trying to make them touch his penis or masturbating in front of them.

Sound familiar? Jesus, is there like a manual for this?

Come Essere Un Grande Pervertito Sessuale (Dieci settimane nella lista dei best seller)



Wednesday, November 22, 2017

PervPool Formula Validated by Mark Halperin

Anti-Sexual Harassment Graffiti reading: No To...
Anti-Sexual Harassment Graffiti reading: No Touching allowed: Castration Awaits You (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The story was linked to by Political Wire under the hed, "Halperin’s Legacy Was Worse Than Sexual Harassment."
PervPool lets the writer speak for herself. 

We'll Be Paying For Mark Halperin's Sins For Years To Come: Reports of sexual harassment destroyed his reputation and his career. But I want to talk about the deeper, subtler, more insidious effect Mark Halperin had on our politics.

PervPool comments: What we have here is a guy with an OPS (Original Perv Score) of -7 and a UP (Utility Principle) of -8. It's like having leprosy and bubonic plague at the same time.

Yes, Nude Selfies Are a PervPool Winner

Joe Linus Barton, a Representative from Texas
Joe Linus Barton, a Representative from Texas (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This Republican is off the board, but so many are left.

Joe Barton: “While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women,” Barton, 68, said in a statement first reported by the Texas Tribune. “Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended. I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down.”

No, Joe, you let PervPool down. Couldn't you have kept your parts pixillated for another seven days until after our draft?

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

The Perversion of Perversion is Perverse


Kevin Drum talks about squandering this moment of awareness of sexual abuse.

There’s a partisan issue here, but there’s also, for lack of a better phrase, an assole issue as well. If you’re fundamentally a decent human being, like Franken, you apologize. Then you get investigated. Then you might resign, because lots of your fellow decent human beings think you should.

But if you’re an asshole, not only do you deny the charges, you do your best to smear the accusers. That’s what Moore and Trump have done. This gives your fellow assholes the cover they need to back off while they “wait for more evidence.”

The result is that the more decent you are, the more likely you are to pay the price for your sexual misconduct. The more of an asshole you are, the less likely you’ll pay any price.

But such moments of probity and duplicity matter not to PervPool. We will take our winnings and buy a Re-elect Frank Underwood t-shirt. We are so ironic we make hipsters cry.

How Should We Feel When a Perv Goes Down?

Journalist and TV talk show host Charlie Rose ...
Journalist and TV talk show host Charlie Rose arrives at Ralph Lauren's 40th Anniversary in the Conservatory Garden in Central Park, New York City, September 8, 2007. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
It's a mix of OPS (Original Perv Score) and the Utility Principle, i.e. the greatest good for the greatest number. I give Al Franken a OPS of -2 (such scores must be expressed as negatives) and a UP of +7. So, no Al, don't quit. Though if other, more serious, incidents emerge.... We are all afloat on the winds of history.

But Charlie Rose has an OPS of -5 (though it could go higher) and a UP of maybe +3? Charlie, don't let the door hit your damp wet ass on the way out.

PervPool Makes Leah Garchik. Yay.

English: Blake Farenthold with Young Republicans of Nueces County (Photo credit: Wikipedia ) Yes, the Chronicle has thrown its considera...