How Should We Feel When a Perv Goes Down?

Journalist and TV talk show host Charlie Rose arrives at Ralph Lauren's 40th Anniversary in the Conservatory Garden in Central Park, New York City, September 8, 2007. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It's a mix of OPS (Original Perv Score) and the Utility Principle, i.e. the greatest good for the greatest number. I give Al Franken a OPS of -2 (such scores must be expressed as negatives) and a UP of +7. So, no Al, don't quit. Though if other, more serious, incidents emerge.... We are all afloat on the winds of history.

But Charlie Rose has an OPS of -5 (though it could go higher) and a UP of maybe +3? Charlie, don't let the door hit your damp wet ass on the way out.

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